Apache Lyrics

Sometime last year I wrote parody of a famous song. Some of the lines of this song are in Spanish, and you need to know a bit of Spanish to understand them.

"Ports Won't Die"
(feat. Office Assistant)

Macros up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the fixes up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Apache, Apache

I never really knew that it could serve so fast
It makes a man wants to HTTP
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi OS (si, Apache Apache), su OS
Apache, Apache

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make IIS go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my Ballmer

And I'm on tonight
You know my ports won't die
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your traffic moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you serving

And when you take up a bad request
Nobody cannot ignore the way you check it out, girl
And architecture so perfected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on excelling

I never really knew that it could serve so fast
It makes a man want to HTTP
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi OS (si, Apache Apache), su OS
Apache, Apache

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make IIS go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my Ballmer

And I'm on tonight
You know my ports won't die
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my ports won't die
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Apache, Apache

Oh boy, I can see your traffic moving
Half filtered, half cached
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Roca en el Internet toda la noche
Roca en el Internet toda el día

Roca en el Internet toda la noche
Roca en el Internet toda el día

I never really knew that it could serve so fast
It makes a man want to HTTP
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi OS (si, Apache Apache), su OS
Apache, Apache

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my Ballmer

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you serve like you come from Redmond

Mira en Maryland se baila así, say it!
Mira en Maryland se baila así

Yeah
It's so popular, macro shaft's jealousy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a buggy territory
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the Court wanna break us?
Explorers and Windows
I ain't guilty, it's no monopoly transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own browser

I'm on tonight, my ports won't die
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my ports won't die
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting